Dear God: Is it on purpose our names are the same, only reversed?
Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?
Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?
Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?
Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?
Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a Dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?
Dear God: If a Dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad Dog?
Dear God: We Dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog.
1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.
3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.
4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.
5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
7. Sticking my nose into someone's you know is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.
8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table .
9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.
10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.
11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my you know.
12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.
3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.
4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.
5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
7. Sticking my nose into someone's you know is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.
8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table .
9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.
10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.
11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my you know.
12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.
Love, Molly
This was sent to me in an e-mail. I just added Molly's pictures. :)
Have a beautiful day!
Hugs~ J
14 comments:
This is too cute Jessica.. your Molly is adorable..hugs ~lynne~
This is too darn cute! I never thought about it but you're right there aren't any cars named after dogs. How about the Volkswagon Pug, PT Bruiser, or the Pit Bull instead of the Hummer just to name a few?! Adorable dog by the way! Did I ever tell you that I DO like dogs, just not in my house?! See I'm not a total non-animal person!
How cute! Have a great day.
GM Jessica this is too cute girl..love that Molly...hugs and smiles Gl♥ria
I loved it! Molly pictures fit right in! She's soooo cute!
Oh LOL! This is so funny and cute...your Molly is a doll! I couldn't help but notice your pretty white bistro set outside, by your front door...with that pretty cushion...oh, I love it!
Hope you have a beautiful day too!
big hug,
Queenie~
Good dog Molly!
Now this was really cute :-)
Hope all is well over there!! :-)
Monica
J this is the CUTEST POST!!! I have to admit, I'm not really a dog person, but I absolutely love reading about others dogs and how they are such an important part of your family! Your Molly is adorable!! TTYL! xoxox
Hi Dear One! Oh, Jessica, your little Molly is adorable and I know God will make Heaven a wonderful place for our little fuzzy faces! I'm claiming that!
Be a sweetie,
shelia :)
Hi J :)
Molly is so cute!!
Girl.... those ribs look so good I want to jump through the computer LOL
Oh and PAINT THE TABLE ;)
(((hugs)))
rue
Hi, Jessica. Oh My, Molly is so adorable! I'd be lost without my pet.
Hey, while I was browsing online, I came across a table and set of chairs painted like I was describing to you. I saved the picture to my hard drive, but I don't see anyway to email it to you. If you're interested in viewing it, could you visit my blog and on my profile page there's a link to email me and then I can send it to you. I believe it will help you visualize what I was describing.
I LOVED IT! that was way too cute!
Jessica, that was too cute and funny! Send me that email if you can..I want to send it to my SIL.
We had a Hoss and Lucy day...they had baths, then they saw another VET...it was a free thing..that hubby wanted to take them too at Pet Smarts..then we took them to the park...I am wore out! Infact...grillin got put on hold until Sunday! You are my last visit for tonight, then I am taking a long hot bath and going to bed, after I eat some take out....Have I rambled on here...sorry bout that...I am wore out, But it's a good feeling.. :) Nancy
LOVED IT!!! I and my hubby are LOAO!! Too funny!! Vanna
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